Ok so I never really gave a fuck about phones until a couple days ago. You see my itouch got stolen while I was visiting NJ and that carried all my shit so I said to myself “why the hell not don’t I just get a kickass phone”. Gary’s got one and if I’m ever going to be bossman like him I got to step it up. So I check it out on verizon wireless. (Shout out to the people on tumblr with verizon) Anyway the Droid is the fucking coolest shit ever. 8 megapixel camera. That’s fucked up. 720p video. How the hell did they fucking put that in a phone? It’s got all the apps and shit too. I did see that some other smartphones you could make like microsoft word docs and excel sheets, view powerpoints. I’m like they’re just turning those things into little computers it’s nuts. Anyway here it is:

- Joe